Singaporean vs Malaysian

..... so stereotypical yet so true; so true till it's disturbingly funny

typical singaporeans' "practice" for simple living :
1 - one wife
2 - two children
3 - three bedroom condo
4 - four wheels
5 - five figure salary

typical malaysia malays' "practice" to simple living:
5 - five children
4 - four wives
3 - three figure salary
2 - two wheels
1 - one-storey link house